JohnNoecker

noecker66@yahoo.com

Noecker66, Inc.

92 Union Turnpike - Rt. 66

Hudson, NY 12534-2616

(518)-828-7628

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The Statue of Liberty is over my left shoulder, down the Hudson River about 100 miles.

Jingle

 Age 5, checking out my Dad's 1937 Buick,

on the beach of Brevoort Lake, Upper Peninsula of Michigan. 

 

Recent photo with our NY State Senator Saland and Assemblyman Malinaro

 

Interesting story about 789 Chrysler dealers    Click here 

How one GM dealer got his franchise back. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thR-lVuztIY

 

 

Why I love to say "I'm a Buckeye"  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3Z52GKONPc&feature=email 

I recently got the following e-mail from a young lady in Kansas, who is connected with the GM Smart Auction:

From: Boone, Cassie <cassie.boone@smartauction.biz>
Subject: RE: 2010 LaCrosse & Regal plant
To: "'Noecker66'" <noecker66@yahoo.com>
Date: Wednesday, July 22, 2009, 9:56 AM
 

Just a question, from beginning to end who long does it take to create and then build and ship a vehicle?

My answer follows::

Good question.
 
In a typical GM plant, cars come off the end of the line at 55 an hour.
From a dealer standpoint, we have ordered a new Buick and had it delivered to us off the truck in as little as 10 days.  That is the exception, and probably the factory needed orders badly, so they actually started to build the car before they even got our order for it.
If nobody had ordered it, it would have been built and sent to a regional warehouse, and the "factory men" (District Sales Mgrs) would then have to get on the phone and try to cajole their dealers to help them out and take a couple more cars (that are already built and in storage).
As a car is going thru the process of being built, its many components and sub-assemblies may be made in locations far away from the final assembly plant.  Dash assemblies, electronic components, wiring harnesses, gas tanks, brake parts, seats, carpets, tail lights, etc etc.  They all have to be built and and sub-assembled and shipped on a very precise time schedule, so they reach the assembly plant (like Fairfax), only minutes before they are needed. It's called "Just-in-time", and the Japaneses are the ones who came up with it, to save money. 
So at the assembly plant when a certain car is destined to be assembled at an exact time, first the frame starts moving on the line.  The tires are unloaded from the railroad box car that comes right into the plant, and they are stacked in the exact sequence so the right size tires are mounted onto the exact wheels and sent on to be mounted onto the car.  Basic components are mounted to the frame, and the body has to be perfectly timed to meet the frame and be bolted to it, as it travels down the line.   Each component in turn meets the car, and is assembled to it.  Each part has to be the exact correct one for that particular car. 
Now back to the original question.  As the dealer,  I order the exact car my customer wants.  Up until the time the body gets painted, the color can be changed to match my order.  Up until the time the interior trim color and quality choice must be specified, I can change it to match my customer's wishes.  Same with the sound system, and all the options, etc.   So when I ordered that car that only took 10 days to get, much of the car was already built, and the factory compared my order to what was in production and un-spoken-for, and did a match-up.
Someone did a study a few years ago, and decided GM could build 100,000 cars, with every one of them being different from all the rest, because there are so many combinations of options.
If you stop and think about it you'll conclude that it can't be done.  Yet every day Fairfax cranks them out at 55 per hour, and they are beautiful and almost perfect.  Impossible, but there they are.
 
When I was the Buick "factory man" for NY City,  I would drive to work down the West Side Highway, and I would look at all the tall buildings, the heavy traffic, and  everything that goes on in New York City every day, and Id say to myself, "This is not possible".  Yet every day it functioned.  Millions of people did their job, went home, and we all made it thru another day.
 
The same thing applies at the Fairfax Assembly Plant.  Every piece of a new LaCrosse, every nut and bolt, every stitch in the upholstery, every connection in the wiring harnesses, every person on the line, everything comes together at the exact precise time, positioned and tightened to the exact torque, installed exactly in the right place, and at the end of the line, the next driver jumps in, turns the key, and it starts. He drives away to the storage yard, where the repair crews will read the inspection ticket that tells them what the inspectors said about the car.  They will take care of the imperfections before the car is shipped.  Maybe a little scratch from an "OOPS", maybe a defect in the windshield glass that will have to be replaced, maybe a seat trim that doesn't match the car.  The final repair people are skilled in everything, much like the people in a dealership who have to fix whatever is wrong.
 
So the long answer to your question is, it takes years, it takes months,  and it takes a couple of hours to build a new LaCrosse,  depending on how far back from the final drive-off at the end of the production line you want to go. 
 
How do I know all this?
I can show you a picture of me at age 5 looking under my dad's Buick, trying to see how it works.
In High School I was the only boy who some of the mothers would let their daughters go to out-of-town ball games with.  I worked hard to keep that reputation, and I always had a car full of good lookin babes.   Never ever an accident, ever.   Even to today.
I graduated from The Ohio State University, with a degree in Marketing in preparation for the future.  (GO BUCKS!)
I graduated from General Motors Institute in Flint Michigan, where I sometimes worked on the production line at the Buick plant, to prepare for the future. (Go Bulldogs)
The U S Army made me an Electronics Instructor for 2 years, and finally Buick Division of GM  made me their Factory Man for NY City. 

Many times I had to go to various GM plants to get quality problems fixed as quickly as possible

And finally I got my life long dream of being a small-town Buick dealer. 

I'm still part of  a weekly conference call with  the biggest and best of the Buick dealerships nationwide, still pursuing  reliability and quality control concerns on the cars being built today.  Having a hand in contributing to Buick's reliability and quality control reputation is more than satisfying.  It's a way of life.   At assembly plants (like Fairfax), the quicker we fix potential problems, the better.  Helping to keep little problems from becoming big ones is what we do.  

   So the next time you see a new Buick, think of all that went into it, and all of the dedicated people who spend their life making it a great car.
 

 

 

Hudson Register-Star,  front page, June 12, 2009

Noecker 66 to donate cars to ICC driver's education program

Hudson-Catskill Newspapers

VALATIE - JohnNoecker, from the Noecker 66 dealership in Hudson, recently agreed to help out Ichabod Crane School District by donating two vehicles for use in the district's driver education program. The cars being donated are a 1996 Buick Park Avenue and a 2001 Buick LeSabre.


 

Noecker66 advertises themselves as selling "cars to get to work," and features inexpensive used cars for people who, for various reasons, can't afford to buy them elsewhere. Noecker first donated a car to Ichabod's program three years ago when the Oliver Chevrolet dealership in Chatham was changing to Rosetti Chevrolet and couldn't participate, and is doing so again this year because of the closing of Rosetti in the near future.

"We got an S.O.S. that their summer driver's ed. program had doubled in size, and they had no wheels," Noecker told the Register-Star. "What are you going to do? It's kids, you can't abandon kids."

Middle School Assistant Principle Shannon Shine is in charge of the program for the first time this summer, and said that the original plans had been to get cars from Rosetti Chevrolet as they had the previous year, but found out they were closing at the last minute. This was even worse news, as Shine had made plans to double the course's capacity after a large number of students were turned down last year.

Worried about the program, Shine then called all around trying to find someone to donate cars for the summer, but even the companies who said they rented cars wouldn't allow the school to install the necessary passenger side emergency brake.

Finally, Shine made contact with JohnNoecker, and at this point was even willing to lease the cars at their regular price for the summer, but Noecker wouldn't hear of it, saying that he'd donated cars in the past and would be happy to help out the school by doing so again now.

Noecker66 agreed to lease the two cars to ICC free of charge for the summer, and a mechanic at Ichabod will then install the brakes on the passenger seat for the instructor. After this, the school uses the cars for about eight weeks, takes the passenger seat brakes out, and returns the cars to Noecker.

"Once in a while, you get a chance to do something good," said Noecker.

Everyone at the ICC summer program is also excited that the dealership decided to help out when they were in need.

"I'd like to extend a thank you to JohnNoecker on behalf of the entire school district," said Shine. "He helped us out when we were in a bind, and he's very community minded."

This philosophy of doing something good really helps govern the dealership's entire method of doing business, as they aim to help people who would otherwise have no way to lease or purchase a car.

"I don't think anyone should not have a job just because they don't have the wheels to get there," Noecker said.

Cars at Noecker66 start at $99 a month plus mileage, and according to Noecker himself are great for senior citizens, people on fixed incomes, and people with bad credit. Once someone has leased a car from them, Noecker also performs all routine maintenance and service on the vehicle for as long as the lease continues.

Noecker is extremely proud of being able to provide cars for people who really need them, and said, laughing, that last week someone came into his shop and said. "So basically, if you can't do anything for people, they're out on their Nikes."

To reach reporter Paul Crossman, call 518-828-1616, ext. 2266, or e-mail pcrossman@registerstar.com.

 

With my friend Jerry Flint, Auto Writer for Forbes Magazine and many other publications.

 

 

Hudson Register-Star Weekend Edition,

March 14-15, 2009

News

Consumers choosing affordability over shiny and new

Used car dealers hold their own in current economy

By Jamie Larson


The Noecker66 car lot in Hudson. Owner JohnNoecker says pre-owned vehicles are by far the easiest to sell in the current economy.

(Photo by Robert Ragaini/Hudson-Catskill Newspapers)

 

COLUMBIA/GREENE — Area car dealers say the pinch of the nation’s economic recession is still firmly on the back of their necks, but that there are aspects of the business that are still stronger than others. They also say some consumers’ concerns about financing may be misplaced.

At Catskill Buick GMC Pontiac Cadillac of Route 9W in Greene County, owner Len Romeo says sales of new cars have declined 30 percent since the economic crisis hit in the fall. “Sales dropped immediately in September-October,” Romeo said, “and then they just stayed there.”

Those numbers, he adds, seem to be pretty equal with what dealerships are experiencing county-wide. Some lots are doing better than others, but a decrease of 30 to 40 percent appears to be the county norm, according to dealers’ accounts.

Romeo’s sales have picked up a little in the past month and he is hoping to see them rise slowly through the year. While he would rather be seeing sales re-correct by “shooting strait up like a rocket,” he says he and his peers in the industry understand this recession is going to be a long road, and he’ll take gains where he can get them.

“People simply aren’t as willing to go for big ticket purchases right now,” he says. “You’ve got to build up consumer confidence again before they’re willing to spend.”

At Rosetti Chevrolet in Chatham, owner Dave Barden says he’s seen similar losses and trends. He also pointed to another new reality for car dealers.

Barden and Romeo are both seeing more sales from their stock of used cars than new ones. “I think there are more used sales because people are waiting for a sign were coming out of this thing [the recession],” Barden said. “We’ve got pretty big incentives to buy at the moment — zero percent interest for 60 months — which is huge. But there are so many incentives out there that all look the same. Everyone really needs to shop smart and shop around,” he said.

JohnNoecker, owner of  Noecker66 car dealership in Hudson, says pre-owned vehicles are by far the easiest to sell right now. Noecker says his business is actually pretty stable.

He figures that people are buying cheaper used cars, and as their cars break down that brings business to his service center.

“One thing makes up for the other,” he said, “but the economy is difficult.  Everybody is concerned.  Remember, all used cars aren’t doing better — It's cheap used cars that are doing better.  And any new car dealer who has a lot of shiny new cars on their lot, I feel sorry for them.”

Noecker says it is President Barack Obama’s fault that the economy hasn’t started to rebound yet.  He asserts if the country put a car dealer in charge of the economic crisis the recession would be over right away.

“We get it,” he said.


Barden says he feels all potential customers are pretty well tuned into the economy right now, and know what the problems are.

He also keeps seeing one issue reported on that he, and Romeo, say they are just not seeing. According to the men they are not having trouble getting people financed for new cars. While lack of bank loans are a hot topic these days, they say if someone has credit they can still get a deal.

“The only people who aren’t getting funding are people with bad credit,” Romeo said. “And truthfully, they shouldn’t have gotten it before.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jerry Flint stopped in for lunch on Dec. 30, 2008

See:  http://www.forbes.com/columnists/2006/09/15/backseatdriver-gm-saturnsky-oped-cz_jf_0919flint.html

WE ARE the "Honest Dealer"  Jerry Flint refers to in this Forbes Magazine article.  Below are photos of Ken and his wife in our showroom, on February 15, 2006

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I grew up in Columbus, Ohio, and would ride my bike to the Ohio Stadium with my friends, and run up and down the steps, just for fun. The Ohio State University  vs  University of Michigan  rivalry brings out the best in each. 

Go Bucks,        Go Blue!

With my Degree from "The Ohio State University" and my Certificate from  General Motors Institute in Flint, Michigan,  I was heading for the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, for a Masters Degree,  but Uncle Sam had other plans, and I was drafted into the US Army, to train NATO troops and our own GIs, to repair of our Nike Guided Missile System radars, on-site, where ever they were deployed.  

Fortunately, just our deployment of those surface-to-air and surface-to-surface missiles in Europe facing Russia and on the islands of Quemoy and Matsu between China and Taiwan was enough, and no hostile missiles had to be fired.

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"John's Philosophy 101" - click here

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As a FCC Licensed Ham Radio Operator, I talk to other Hams all over the world via short wave.  On a recent "Round Table" of Hams, one Ham commented:  "Everyone walks around under a rain cloud,  head down, doom and gloom and complaining, while  John walks around with a sunbeam shining over his shoulder."  

T U OM (that's Morse Code Ham talk for "thank you old man").   I am blessed.

Our Carolina "Home-Away-From-Home"

Our Ohio "Home-Away-From-Home"

Our Guest Cottage next door.

 

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Uses for WD-40

WD - 40.... who knew?     Here are some of the uses:

1) Protects
silver from tarnishing.

2) Removes
road tar and grime from cars.

3) Cleans and lubricates
guitar strings.

4) Gives floors that '
just - waxed' sheen without making it slippery.

5) Keeps
flies off cows.

6) Restores and cleans
chalkboards.

7) Removes
lipstick stains.

8) Loosens stubborn zippers.

9) Untangles
jewelry chains.

10) Removes stains from
stainless steel sinks.

11) Removes dirt and grime from the
barbecue grill.

12) Keeps ceramic/terra cotta
garden pots from oxidizing.

13) Removes
tomato stains from clothing.

14) Keeps glass
shower doors free of water spots.

15)
Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors.

16) Keeps scissors working smoothly.

17) Lubricates
noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in homes

18) It removes
black scuff marks from the kitchen floor! Use WD - 40 for the nasty tar and scuff marks on flooring. It doesn't seem to harm the finish and you won't have to scrub nearly as hard to get them off. Just remember to open some windows if you have a lot of marks.

19)
Bug guts will eat away the finish on your car if not removed quickly! Use WD - 40!

20) Gives a children's
play gym slide a shine for a super fast slide.

21) Lubricates gear shift and mower deck lever for ease of handling on
riding mowers.

22) Rids kids
rocking chairs and swings of squeaky noises.

23) Lubricates tracks in
sticking home windows and makes them easier to open.

24) Spraying an
umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close.

25) Restores and cleans padded
leather dashboards in vehicles, as well as vinyl bumpers.

26) Restores and
cleans roof racks on vehicles.

27) Lubricates and
stops squeaks in electric fans.

28) Lubricates wheel sprockets on
tricycles, wagons, and bicycles for easy handling.

29)
Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly.

30)
Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools.

31) Removes
splattered grease on stove.

32) Keeps
bathroom mirror from fogging.

33) Lubricates
prosthetic limbs.

34) Keeps
pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell).

35) Removes all traces of
duct tape.

36) Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees
to relieve arthritis pain.

37) Florida 's favorite use is: "cleans and
removes love bugs from grills and bumpers."

38) The favorite use in the state of New York WD - 40
protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements.

39) WD - 40
attracts fish. Spray a LITTLE on live bait or lures and you will be catching the big one in no time. Also, it's a lot cheaper than the chemical attractants that are made for just that purpose. Keep in mind though, using some chemical laced baits or lures for fishing are not allowed in some states.

40) Use it for
fire ant bites. It takes the sting away immediately and stops the itch.

41) WD - 40 is great for removing
crayon from walls. Spray on the mark and wipe with a clean rag.

42) Also, if you've discovered that your teenage daughter has washed and dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the
lipstick spots with WD - 40 and re - wash. Presto! Lipstick is gone!

43) If you sprayed WD - 40 on the
distributor cap, it would displace the moisture and allow the car to start.

44) Every mechanic worth his salt probably has a few more uses for WD-40.  Best you remember to "Don't leave home without it."

I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason). I went over, woke him up and told him the bad news. He was very upset and was trying to figure out what to do; probably nothing until Monday morning, since nothing was open. Another neighbor came out and told him to get his WD - 40 and clean it off. It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm his paint job that was on the truck. I'm impressed!
 

Water Displacement #40. The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts. WD - 40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a "water displacement" compound. They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD - 40. The Corvair Company bought it in bulk to protect their atlas missile parts.

Ken East (one of the original founders) says there is nothing in WD - 40 that would hurt you.
 

When you read the "shower door" part, try it. It's the first thing that has ever cleaned that spotty shower door. If yours is plastic, it works just as well as glass. It's a miracle! Then try it on your stove top... Voila! It's now shinier than it's ever been. You'll be amazed.
 

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YOU GOTTA LOVE TIGER WOODS - - A great American.
 
 
 Happy Family 
In this handout from the Tiger Woods family, (L-R) Sam, Elin, Tiger, Charlie Woods and their dogs Yogi (L) and Taz pose for a family photo on February 17, 2009 in Orlando, Florida. Charlie Woods was born on February 8, 2009.

  The Woods family -- including newborn Charlie

 
AS IF YOU NEED ANOTHER REASON TO ADMIRE "AMERICA'S" TIGER WOODS.
 
Tiger Woods is a Highly Educated Individual who was properly raised and taught to be his own man by an educated mother and father.
 
You can readily see that Tiger Woods listened to his parents and remains very proud of them both.
 
Many citizens are not aware of the following, which is the reason for me sending this e-mail to my friends, and I would appreciate your  sending it on to your friends. 

A COPY OF HIS SPEECH AT THE 2009 INAUGURATION
 
Tiger Woods received a special invitation to speak at the Obama inauguration. 
 
His inviters were stunned and shocked when he did not deliver the message they expected. 
 
A brief read and you will understand why the media swept Wood's remarks under the rug with no further ado and why the liberal left of our American society was again displeased with Tiger.
 
His speech was entitled "You'll Never Walk Alone."
 
 
 
[text is word-for-word as posted on Tiger's web site]

 
 
"I grew up in a military family - and my role models in life were my mom and dad, Lt.B  Colonel Earl Woods
 
My dad was a Special Forces operator, and many nights friends would visit our home.
 
They represented every branch of the service, and every rank.
 
In my Dad and in those guests, I saw first hand the dedication and commitment of those who serve. 
 
They come from every walk of life; from every part of our country. 
 
Time and again across generations they have defended our safety in the dark of night and far from home.
 
Each day -- and particularly on this historic day -- we honor the men and women in uniform who serve our country and protect our freedom.

 
They travel to the dangerous corners of the world, and we must remember that for every person who is in uniform, there are families who wait for them to come home safely.
 
I am honored that the military is such an important part, not just of my personal life, but of my professional one as well. 
 
The golf tournament we do each year here in Washington is a testament to those unsung heroes.
 
I am the son of a man who dedicated his life to his country, family, and the military, and I am a better person for it.
 
In the summer of 1864, Abraham Lincoln, the man at whose memorial we stand, spoke to the 164th Ohio Regiment and said 'I am greatly obliged to you, and to all who have come forward at the call of their country.'
 
Just as they have stood tall for our country - we must always stand by and support the men and women in uniform and their families.
 
Thank you, and it is now my pleasure to introduce the US Naval Glee Club ..."
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Tiger Woods' 2-minute, 5-second tribute to the our nation's military was delivered January 18th at the Inaugural Celebration in Washington, DC
 
He had been subjected to intense pressure to attend and offer remarks. 
 
Especially so by liberals who have demeaned and criticized him for a decade for not joining their ranks. 
 
Yet, at the Lincoln Memorial, instead of paying homage to Barack Obama, Tiger paid tribute to our soldiers.

 
Not once did Tiger mention Obama, the inauguration, or the new administration.
Understanding that expressing his love for America and his appreciation for our military men and women would disappoint the national news media and the liberal left, he did what he thought was best for the people of our country. 
 
But Tiger was being his own man, just as his father taught him.  Somewhere over that cold, gray Washington sky, Colonel Earl Woods was smiling down on his beloved son. 
 
 
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What's that you say?

 
You did not previously know what Tiger said? 
 
You did not see a video clip of him speaking on any national television network?

 
You did not see a photo of Tiger at the Lincoln Memorial offering his remarks honoring our military.. 
 
You did not read his story in the NY Times?

 
His appearance at the Inaugural Celebration had been widely hailed and promoted in advance by the Obama inaugural organizers ... yet January 18 when he came and spoke ...  afterwards, a black out.

 

Somebody is controlling what you see and hear in the media, and that's not good.